Dimwit and Wager vs Eniac

In 1955 Dimwit and Wager fought Eniac directly, the only documented instance of Eniac fighting someone directly.

The Fight
Having predicted where Eniac and his henchmen would appear next, Dimwit and Wager engaged him in a battle of wits.

Dimwit and Eniac wagered their lives over a game of chess.

It seemed like a perfect combination and too good to be true (Eniac himself agreed to do the wager, which was assumed to be overconfidence in his own intelligence as the public didn't know much about Dimwit's ability, only that he's known to outsmart others).

Dimwit didn't seem to get any smarter while sitting opposite of Eniac. While Dimwit could replicate intelligence, he couldn't match the speed of thought. Eniac allocated most of his brain to mundane and slow thoughts while flashing intense plans and calculations in the span of fractions of nanoseconds. Whatever moments of intelligence Dimwit did multiply, he wasn't fast enough to use.

Dimwit lost in four turns and collapsed right on the spot.

Wager was brutally killed by the previously seemingly absent henchmen.